Wicked Fairy: So you said! And you know what? Nice really doesn’t do it for me! Narrator: But I must insist you desist from hijacking this show! This is a nice story Narrator: Miss Wicked, then! I recognise what a fine job you did waking this lot up Narrator: (Angrily) Now look here, Miss …. Wicked Fairy: Poor misguided fools! Have they no idea how much trouble children can be? Wicked Fairy: (Yawning loudly) I’m bored already! Narrator: Phew! Now we can get on with the show! So, whilst this lot wake themselves up a bit, I’ll tell you a little about today’s performance! It’s rather a nice story (Wicked Fairy flicks her wand in the direction of the cast and they all wake up, rubbing their eyes and yawning) (Looking at watch) Now, could you do whatever you’re going to do rather quickly otherwise this audience is going to walk! Or doing the sensible thing – and working with me? (Aside to audience) And let me tell you, he’s no Michael McKintyre! Wicked Fairy: So, what’s it to be? You doing a one-man show It can also be used at Christmas - a truly versatile script! I have adapted it to give it for Halloween. I originally wrote this script for PSHE as the message behind it is 'always remember to say thank you'. so don't be fooled by her 'fairy' status!ĭuration: Around 15 minutes not including music suggestions. Grumpy Goose: Unlike this bird - with very little brain! Maybe it never made it to the top of that neck!
‘Onourable Ostrich: Now, now! You really should try to be less envious of others! Anyone would think your name wasĮnvious Emu: How did you guess? A bunny with brains! Fancy that! (Enter Envious Emu and ‘Onourable Ostrich)Įnvious Emu: (Strutting angrily up and down) Do you know? That peacock bird has been getting right up my beak! All that (demonstrates) flouncing around with her peacocky feathers! It's enough to make you ill! Tactless Turkey: Roasted? I think that's the word you're looking for!įunny Bunny: Now! Now! Don't panic! Don't panic! I'm sure help is at hand jokes from the Easter Egg Hunt (KS II) could be added to the Key Stage I script and additional characters from the Key Stage I script added to the Key Stage II script.Ĭhild 13: How do you make a rabbit stew? (Pauses) Make it wait for three hours!įunny Bunny: (Holding up hands) OK! Enough!Ĭhild 14: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!įunny Bunny: (Angrily, and having a quick itch) OK! What didn't you understand about enough?Ĭlumsy Chicken: (Jumping up and down, hysterically, on the spot) And I'm running out of time! Don't you see? If I can't give a basketful of eggs to the farmer, I'm. These two scripts could be combined to add length to either i.e. (10 minutes reading time addition of songs/music takes performance to around 20 minutes)Īlso available to buy separately: Key Stage I version of this script - Clumsy Chicken is joined by 29 feathery friends! The perfect excuse for a mask-making extravaganza! and an Easter Bunny called Funny Bunny! A star cast! And with over 20 jokes (not all of them fowl!) - join the crew and find out if Clumsy Chicken can be saved from her fate - as roast chicken!ĭuration: 10 - 20 minutes. The main characters? Clumsy Chicken, Tactless Turkey, Grumpy Goose, Daft Duck, Feisty Pheasant, Greedy Guinea Fowl, Sad Swan, Envious Emu, 'Onourable Ostrich.
Cast Size - 10 or 30 (short and long version within one script - as explained in production notes) or any number in between.
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